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Is easily frightened by the the question, "Will you raise middle class taxes to pay for Medicare-for-All?"

Senator from Massachusetts

Elizabeth Warren

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Joe Biden is leaving the audience with the same feeling the Democratic Party did in 2016: sleepy.

Fmr. Vice-President

Joe Biden

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Bernie thinks $126 trillion can appear out of thin air… after raising taxes on the middle class of course.

Senator from Vermont

Bernie Sanders

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Thinks banning cow farts is the answer, but really his policies just stink.

Senator from New Jersey

Cory Booker

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Grabbing the attention of Hollywood elites, his socialist policies want to grab the money out of Americans' wallets.

Mayor of South Bend, Indiana

Pete Buttigieg

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After burning money on commercials, this clown wanted to see his face on TV more!

California Millionaire 

Tom Steyer

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How many clowns are too many?

Fmr. Mayor of San Antonio

Julián Castro

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Needs more practice juggling combs and binders, oftentimes injures audience with her tricks.

Senator from  Minnesota

Amy Klobuchar

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Wants to give voters $1,000 a month and still can’t get votes.


Andrew Yang

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After meeting everyone in the audience, John Delaney is still not a fan favorite.

Fmr. Congressman from Maryland

John Delaney

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Propped up by Russian’s propaganda machine. That’s not even funny.

Congresswomen from Hawaii

Tulsi Gabbard

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Senator from Colorado

Michael Bennet

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Why not add one more?

Mayor of Miramar, Florida

Wayne Messam

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Fighting the dark forces of politics with LOVE!

Marianne Williamson


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Originally from Iowa, but decided to run off with the California carnies instead!

Eric Swalwell

Congressman from Claifornia

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“One note” clown couldn’t even get his single-issue act off the ground in his home state.

Jay Inslee

Governor of Washington

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Kirsten Gillibrand

Senator from New York

Kirsten Gillibrand is a world-renowned contortionist, but Iowans hate bending on the issues.

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Seth Moulton

Congressman from Massachusetts

This one’s act can’t even get him on the debate stage, he’s not ready for the Big Top.

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Bill de Blasio

Mayor of New York City

Drove New York into the ground, feels qualified to drive this clown car.

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The show won’t last long on this sad clown who’s juggling ethics complaints

John Hickenlooper

Fmr. Governor of Colorado

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Was first elected when gas cost 34 cents a gallon, this clown doesn’t know when to quit.

Mike Gravel

Fmr. Senator from Alaska

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This clown felt left out, so why not join this circus?

Tim Ryan

Congressman from Ohio

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Harris really wants to, "have a discussion about that," but she disappears in the blink of an eye. 

Kamala Harris

Senator of California

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Takes over every table in the room, and supports a total government takeover of health care.

Beto O'Rourke

Fmr. Congressman from Texas

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He tried. 

Joe Sestak

Fmr. Congressman from PA

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Had more staff than supporters...

Steve Bullock

Governor of Montana

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