Is easily frightened by the the question, "Will you raise middle class taxes to pay for Medicare-for-All?"

Senator from Massachusetts

Elizabeth Warren

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Harris really wants to, "have a discussion about that," but she disappears in the blink of an eye. 

Senator from California

Kamala Harris

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Joe Biden is leaving the audience with the same feeling the Democratic Party did in 2016: sleepy.

Fmr. Vice-President

Joe Biden

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Bernie thinks $126 trillion can appear out of thin air… after raising taxes on the middle class of course.

Senator from Vermont

Bernie Sanders

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Takes over every table in the room, and supports a total government takeover of health care.

Fmr. Congressman from Texas

Beto O'Rourke

Thinks banning cow farts is the answer, but really his policies just stink.

Senator from New Jersey

Cory Booker

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Grabbing the attention of Hollywood elites, his socialist policies want to grab the money out of Americans' wallets.

Mayor of South Bend, Indiana

Pete Buttigieg

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After burning money on commercials, this clown wanted to see his face on TV more!

California Millionaire 

Tom Steyer

How many clowns are too many?

Fmr. Mayor of San Antonio

Julián Castro

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Needs more practice juggling combs and binders, oftentimes injures audience with her tricks.

Senator from  Minnesota

Amy Klobuchar

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Wants to give voters $1,000 a month and still can’t get votes.

Businessman

Andrew Yang

After meeting everyone in the audience, John Delaney is still not a fan favorite.

Fmr. Congressman from Maryland

John Delaney

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Better late than never! 

Fmr. Congressman from PA

Joe Sestak

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Propped up by Russian’s propaganda machine. That’s not even funny.

Congresswomen from Hawaii

Tulsi Gabbard

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Who?

Senator from Colorado

Michael Bennet

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Fighting the dark forces of politics with LOVE!

Marianne Williamson

Author

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Originally from Iowa, but decided to run off with the California carnies instead!

Eric Swalwell

Congressman from Claifornia

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“One note” clown couldn’t even get his single-issue act off the ground in his home state.

Jay Inslee

Governor of Washington

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Kirsten Gillibrand

Senator from New York

Kirsten Gillibrand is a world-renowned contortionist, but Iowans hate bending on the issues.

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Seth Moulton

Congressman from Massachusetts

This one’s act can’t even get him on the debate stage, he’s not ready for the Big Top.

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Bill de Blasio

Mayor of New York City

Drove New York into the ground, feels qualified to drive this clown car.

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The show won’t last long on this sad clown who’s juggling ethics complaints

John Hickenlooper

Fmr. Governor of Colorado

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Was first elected when gas cost 34 cents a gallon, this clown doesn’t know when to quit.

Mike Gravel

Fmr. Senator from Alaska

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This clown felt left out, so why not join this circus?

Tim Ryan

Congressman from Ohio

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