Is easily frightened by the the question, "Will you raise middle class taxes to pay for Medicare-for-All?"
Senator from Massachusetts
Harris really wants to, "have a discussion about that," but she disappears in the blink of an eye.
Senator from California
Joe Biden is leaving the audience with the same feeling the Democratic Party did in 2016: sleepy.
Bernie thinks $126 trillion can appear out of thin air… after raising taxes on the middle class of course.
Senator from Vermont
Takes over every table in the room, and supports a total government takeover of health care.
Fmr. Congressman from Texas
Thinks banning cow farts is the answer, but really his policies just stink.
Senator from New Jersey
Grabbing the attention of Hollywood elites, his socialist policies want to grab the money out of Americans' wallets.
Mayor of South Bend, Indiana
After burning money on commercials, this clown wanted to see his face on TV more!
How many clowns are too many?
Fmr. Mayor of San Antonio
Needs more practice juggling combs and binders, oftentimes injures audience with her tricks.
Senator from Minnesota
Wants to give voters $1,000 a month and still can’t get votes.
After meeting everyone in the audience, John Delaney is still not a fan favorite.
Fmr. Congressman from Maryland
Better late than never!
Fmr. Congressman from PA
Propped up by Russian’s propaganda machine. That’s not even funny.
Congresswomen from Hawaii
Senator from Colorado
Why not add one more?
Mayor of Miramar, Florida
Fighting the dark forces of politics with LOVE!
Originally from Iowa, but decided to run off with the California carnies instead!
Congressman from Claifornia
“One note” clown couldn’t even get his single-issue act off the ground in his home state.
Governor of Washington
Senator from New York
Kirsten Gillibrand is a world-renowned contortionist, but Iowans hate bending on the issues.
Congressman from Massachusetts
This one’s act can’t even get him on the debate stage, he’s not ready for the Big Top.
Mayor of New York City
Drove New York into the ground, feels qualified to drive this clown car.
The show won’t last long on this sad clown who’s juggling ethics complaints
Fmr. Governor of Colorado
Was first elected when gas cost 34 cents a gallon, this clown doesn’t know when to quit.
Fmr. Senator from Alaska
This clown felt left out, so why not join this circus?
Congressman from Ohio